Dickinson Killdeer's Guide to Bears of the Apocalypse

Dickinson Killdeer's Guide to Bears of the Apocalypse: Ursine Abominations of the End Times and How to Defeat Them

"Bears are huge and they can run as fast as horses. Shooting them with a gun only makes them more angry. Blowing them up works sometimes, but you have to hide the TNT inside of a large salmon, and salmon is really slippery, besides, it makes your hands smell gross."

-From the Foreword by Axe Cop

This bestiary chronicles the features, strengths, habits and weaknesses of 30 varieties of mutant bear, from the majestic bear elk to the horrifying bearakeet, as described by Dickinson Killdeer.